Tuesday, 9 August 2011

50 THINGS TO DO WHEN MEETING CODY SIMPSON


1. When meeting him, hug him from the side. Then, you can causually feel up his abs without it being noctied. (;

2. Pretend not to know how to Dougie. Then, he'll come up behind you and help you (;

3. Ask him to race you in swimming, Then pretend to drown, so he has to save you and give you CPR (;

4. Demand to take a picture of him shirtless, of he says no, tell him you'll take away his cereal.

5. Ask him if he has a mirror in his pocket, "Because you see him in your pants, and see what he says

6. Hand out wedding invotations while in line to meet him.

7. When you meet him say "Hey Sexy" and when he walks away tell him "My bed is this way" (;

8. Bring a poster of him and walk up to him and say "Oh My gosh! You look just like Cody Simpson"

9. Right when you see Cody yell "TAKE IT OFF!"

10. Ask him to sign your Justin Bieber poster.

11. When you take a picture, keep telling him it messed up so you can keep taking more.

12. When you meet him, run up at a poster and yell "IT"S CODY SIMPSON!" and ask him to take a picture if you next to it.

13. Wear a sign that says "Property of Cody Simpson"

14. Wash your hands with mouthwash infront of everyone and say "oops, I pulled a Simpson" (;

15. Ask him questions about himself, then answer them before he can.

16. Walk in and pretend you have no clue who he is

17. When you meet him, yell "WHERE"S JUSTIN?"

18. Bring a cardboard cut out of him and introduce him to Cody.

19. When you meet him, tell him You're the new flavor of the week.

20. Bring some Cody crunch and make him eat it.

21. If you're standing behind Cody yell. "THE BACK OF YO HEAD IS RIDICULOUS!"

22. When you meet him, start fan girling and yell "CODY SIMPSON." Then, stop, and just walk away.

23. Get a henna tatto and show him (;

24. Look at him, wink, and say "7 o'clock. Tonight" (;

25. Bring a bag with blonde hair and tell everyone it's Codys.

26. Sing "It's Gettin' Hot in Here" as soon as Cody comes on stage

27. When you meet him, ask him to give your heart back,

28. Walk up to him and stroke his face. Then scream.

29. When you meet him. Dial 9-1-1 and tell them Cody Simpson is on fire.

30. Tell him your name is Brittany and he can be your nerd.

31. Walk up to him, run your hand down his chest, giggle and walk away.

32. Give him a planner that says "OUR WEDDING" on the front

33. walk up to him and if he tries to say something, put your finger on his lips and wisper "shhh, don't speak." then wink.

34. Give him directions to your house, wink, then walk away.

35. When you meet him and he says hi, faint.

36. Walk up to him and pinch his cheek, then ask "Am I dreaming?"

37. Grab his belt and smile, (;

38. Walk up to him and introduce yourself as "Dairy Queen"

39. When Cody walks closer to you say "That's right, come to mommy" (;

40. When Cody walks out, sing "There goes my baby"

41. Bring a thermometer, hold it up to him then say "WOOOOH! IT'S HOT IN HERE!"

42. Bring a pair of guys boxers, then say "You left these at my place" then wink.

43. Put your hand to his forhead, then yell "WE NEED AN AMBULECE, THIS BOY IS TOO HOT!"

44. Walk up to him, scream, then run and pull the Fire Alarm.

45. Walk up to him and tell him 143 is the new 69.

46. Invite him into a freezer with you (;

47. Tell him you have a "great booty, better thighs" (;

48. when you meet him, ask him if he knows where Cody Simpson is.

49. Casually eat a bowl of cereal while waiting in line.

50. Stand next to him and say "My parents aren't home" Nudge him, then
wink.

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